D'oh. Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. When will I learn?

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes! I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats.